Celebrities to Avoid in Real Life - By Robert Isenberg

Let's face it: There are a lot of reality shows out there, and not all their cast members are willing participants. Sure, everybody enjoys a good laugh at someone else's expense -- especially when that someone doesn't know about the joke until it's too late. Back in the old days, televised fool-making was harmless fun: A cute little kid might offer you a shoeshine for $10, and you'd decline, and he'd keep offering, and you'd be polite but firm and then Allen Funt would run in, chanting, "Smile! You're on 'Candid Camera!'"

 

But times have changed, and that little kid has been replaced by super-compromising
situations or tricky questioning -- all carefully designed to make real people look ridiculous
on national TV (as if looking ridiculous in ordinary life isn't bad enough).

 

So how come we don't just run the other way when we spot these celebrity pranksters?
Why do we answer their questions and entertain their insane requests? Well, it's probably
because we don't always know who they are. So in the interest of saving you from
coast-to-coast embarrassment, we've rounded up some usual suspects -- who they are,
what they do and what to do if you "innocently" bump into them:

Ashton Kutcher/Retna

Ashton Kutcher

By far television's most-feared host, Kutcher has made a career out of ruining the composure of his Hollywood peers. Whether it's Brandy getting "caught" with "stolen" jewels or it's Lindsay Lohan getting verbally assaulted by her limo driver, there's plenty of malice to go around. Good thing Kutcher only trashes famous people. Our only concern is that he will one day run out of pop singers and movie starlets, and the prince of practical jokes will start punking the rest of us. Our advice: Don't go anywhere or do anything in public.

The Tonight Show with Jay Leno/NBC

Jay Leno

The stand-up comedian has always been a fun-loving guy, but he has the most fun when he's asking random strangers obvious trivia questions. If you're an expert in world geography or U.S. history, welcome Leno with a handshake and dare him to ask a question you can't answer. But if your library is a little dusty these days, you might consider avoiding the camera's lens -- because no matter how much you'd love to be on TV, a cameo on "Jaywalking" is hard on the ego.

Daisy Donovan/Retna

Daisy Donovan

For most of her career, Donovan has enjoyed the same fame that a lot of British celebrities enjoy: Only people in England had ever heard of her. But with "Daisy Does America," Donovan unleashes her dry comedic wit on unsuspecting American dipsticks -- from psychics to wedding planners and dog-show handlers. Most people are basically cordial (Remember when she went to Camden, N.J., and asked locals how she might become a rap star, and nobody shot her? People can be nice). The great thing about Donovan is, although she might make you look ridiculous, nobody looks more out-of-place than her. And as long as your job isn't totally bizarre (bounty hunter, beauty pageant contestant), you're probably in the clear.

Michael Moore/Retna

Michael Moore

Most of us don't have to worry about Moore's special brand of practical joke, because most of us aren't crazy zealot reverends or ruthless, money-grubbing CEO's -- although a few startled Canadians can attest to Moore barging into their houses, just to see if the doors were locked. Luckily, Moore has abandoned the small-time crooks of "The Awful Truth," so that he can fry bigger fish -- fish that are so big, they can only be humiliated in a movie theatre.

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